Thursday, November 16, 2006

Yesterday it was about the pussy-today it's about the cock and balls

While changing the baby's diaper:
Me: Move your hands! You're getting powder all over them!
[to husband]He's always grabbing his pee-pee while I change his diaper. He's got a death grip on that thing!
Husband: Eh.
Me: He won't let go of his balls! He does this in the bath, too. He's always got one hand on them, like he's afraid they're going to float away!
Husband: He's a boy!
Oh, that explains it.

While the baby is getting a bath:
Husband: Wow, you really do hold onto that thing. It's fun, isn't it boy?
Like father like son, I guess.

2 Comments:

At 1:39 PM, Blogger braiding mommy said...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAA!

Hilarious. My best bud said that whenever anyone else changes her son's diaper they comment on the (nice) size of his balls. Too funny.

 
At 6:19 PM, Anonymous Jenny said...

HA! *snort*

His first toy.

 

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